dadnotdaddy:

*over a grocery store PA*
will the owner of the jet black maserati please fuck me

(via majestic-sl0th)

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do..
(via theeducatedqueen)

(via please-just-loveme)


gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

image

Reblogging bc this person lived in VA

(via iwillmindfuckyou)


murdertramp:

💕

fagmobs:

Female rappers who aren’t Nicki Minaj image

(via the-absolute-best-posts)